knowless
to have no knowledge of.
knowless by tattizzle66 August 14, 2010
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Knowlesy Time
The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.
Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.
Knowlesy Time by mcarse July 11, 2010
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u mad hoe knotless
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
u mad hoe knotless by Alise the alien July 26, 2021
Matt Knowles challenge
To consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jack white cider. Once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.
Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
Matt Knowles challenge by HarryTipper May 27, 2011
Harry Knowles
A semi-famous, very fat corrupt internet movie reviewer who is nowhere near as famous or powerful as he once was. He still gets to live a dream life of being paid to endorse things, being sent comp DVDs and God knows what else, and being flown around the world to visit sets in order to entice him to review things positively so that nerds may spend money on them. His resume includes such hits as turning a blind eye to a contributor selling bootleg Disney movies (who was later busted), praising a script that was actually written by another contributor, and posting (wrong) Oscar nominees hacked from a home computer. Married an Asian chick 15 years younger than him presumably both blessed and cursed by vision problems and a unique condition enabling her to support two tuns of lust whenever the mood strikes the corpulent Casanova. Also is blessed with outspoken opinions on politics, despite having no idea on how the real world works having lived/living with his dad way past an acceptable age and not having an actual job or a degree.
Studio Exec: So, what do you think about Godzilla?
Harry Knowles: It kinda sucked.
Studio Exec: How would you like a visit to our movie shoot in Maui and for us to throw your boy Moriarty a bone?
Harry Knowles: Did I say sucked? I mean it was like drinking chocolate-coated pussy juice!
Studio Exec: ...right.
Harry Knowles: It kinda sucked.
Studio Exec: How would you like a visit to our movie shoot in Maui and for us to throw your boy Moriarty a bone?
Harry Knowles: Did I say sucked? I mean it was like drinking chocolate-coated pussy juice!
Studio Exec: ...right.
Harry Knowles by ChocolateReign October 24, 2008
Solange Knowles
Beyoncé's shadow.
A bad ass street fighter. Well known for instigating frantic death matches in elevators.
Jay Z's 100th problem.
A bad ass street fighter. Well known for instigating frantic death matches in elevators.
Jay Z's 100th problem.
Solange Knowles by cfh nb May 12, 2014
Ethan Knowles
Ethan Knowles aka 'The Fat Cunt of Walney' is known for his sheer size of a whopping 50 Stone! He can usually be found on the 'courts' on North Walney or in the bushes bumming Paige Ramsey, with his 1 inch weapon. (Sometimes even Tianna Clark and Chardonay get amongst it with them)
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethan Knowles by ApianDig November 1, 2018
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