Vagimic

Pronounced like vagina plus microphone. Vagi microphone.

To hold a girl open and sing directly into her. There is a very small 3cho effect, which may vary on the size of the chamber.

Variation: Vagimic 69. I don't to explain that.

Pick a song you know well if you plan to do this and make sure it has little pauses so they start shivering after the first verse.

Country Roads is a great example. West Virginia (lick lick lick) Mountain Momma (lick lick lick). You know the rest.
I vagimiced Karen last night. Swedish death metal. She almost passed out.
by TheOtherScientist April 21, 2023
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Knobless

A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.
I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^
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Darkside

(v) based on Pink Floyd's famous album, a helpful method in a bright city at night. There are many lights and maybe a full moon, so to darkside is to get at least 4 friends together and strategically place yourself near shop entrances, pull your pants down and moon tourists or locals silently. This provides something very dark to look at as they walk by and assists with their night shopping, returning home by taxi or simply walking around at night. A black hole in a city of glaring LED advertising and flashing lights.
As part of a tourist assistance group in Tokyo, we had 28 people darkside last night for over 2 hours, then went for dinner. They each took a 500ml bottle or two of water as it is tiring work. Many tourists passed by and were visibly removed to stop and state and escape rhe bright city lighting for the dark side of the moon for a few minutes before resuming their activities. Some even bought a drink and came back to sit down nearby and simply stare in to abyss for peace of mind.
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Balljing

(v) to show large balls through soft pants. Anyone who has had testicular cancer will unerstand as one testicle has probably been removed and their other testicle has grown to 3 or 4 times the size to compensate, providing a huge and unhidable testicle unless they wear loose shorts or loose jeans ..

The word is the same in any language but intonations and accents are possible. From examples,

South African, Texan or Chilean Spanish
I was drunk last night and balljing massively. Girls couldn't take their eyes off it and I couldn't hide it. Really strange night. I guess girls are in to huge balls. I was about 4 x and couldn't do anything about it. Anyway it turned out well, I had two hard fingers and one of the girls had a great time holding my balls in the parking lot next to the club. After that we connected on Insta and she is meeting me next week for some mouth activities.
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Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
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Zoomoon

(v) To moon either am individua, shop or group using Zoom. A popular and safe method during the COVID lockdowns of the 2020s. Mask optional (secret zoomoon).
We went through drive through last night and apart from mez thr entire car did a silent zoomoon. Some against the rear windows.
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Knobless

(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob
I was speaking to someone fFran SanFranvwho lives a rental. They arre ver intrliignt end and I heard them use this term. Referring to to each other other people.who for large 8mtenrrnatinsl companies but cannot afford an apartment.

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