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Kiwi Fruit 

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit

Penola Canka 

Lumps on the penis which don't hurt or itch amd have been verified as non cancerous.

A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.

But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.
Dude I was scared. Lumps started forming on my little man. Anyway I went to the doctor, about 3 months later because I was nervous.

They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.

Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.

Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.

Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win

Penola Canka

Balljing 

(v) to show large balls through soft pants. Anyone who has had testicular cancer will unerstand as one testicle has probably been removed and their other testicle has grown to 3 or 4 times the size to compensate, providing a huge and unhidable testicle unless they wear loose shorts or loose jeans ..

The word is the same in any language but intonations and accents are possible. From examples,

South African, Texan or Chilean Spanish
I was drunk last night and balljing massively. Girls couldn't take their eyes off it and I couldn't hide it. Really strange night. I guess girls are in to huge balls. I was about 4 x and couldn't do anything about it. Anyway it turned out well, I had two hard fingers and one of the girls had a great time holding my balls in the parking lot next to the club. After that we connected on Insta and she is meeting me next week for some mouth activities.
Balljing by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.
I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^
Knobless by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob
I was speaking to someone fFran SanFranvwho lives a rental. They arre ver intrliignt end and I heard them use this term. Referring to to each other other people.who for large 8mtenrrnatinsl companies but cannot afford an apartment.

Knobless
Knobless by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

Colorado Farewell 

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.
Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.
Toobing by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023