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knoblems

Shortened version of knob problems. A plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their knob.
Noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i'm talking about my knoblems and noc thinks of lunch
by shock. June 11, 2006
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knoblem

A problem of the male genitalia such as an STI, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers
"what's up John mate? You're walking a little gingerly" "oh Les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing" "quick, get John some ice he's got a right knoblem
by coyneezy July 26, 2009
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Knoblemen

Plural to Knoble People of The Sovereign Territory of the globe. K-knó-bul-men

(1)Knoble(wo)men (pronoun) - a Governing-body of Congress standing to represent the Free State and Territory.

- The Knoblewoman and Knoblemen must act accordingly to the given limitations set.

(2) Knoblemen (pronoun-plural) - Individuals of nobility to The Sovereign Territory and Articles thereof.

- The Countrymen of Sovereignty world wide hold noble standards by expressions of good will, to be represented as a Knoblemen.
Knoblemen of noble expressions, are Knoblemen by standing. Knoblemen of birth hold inherited nobility to being recognized as a Knoble-Person.
by Knoblemen0141 December 21, 2020
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Knobless

(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob
I was speaking to someone fFran SanFranvwho lives a rental. They arre ver intrliignt end and I heard them use this term. Referring to to each other other people.who for large 8mtenrrnatinsl companies but cannot afford an apartment.

Knobless
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Knobless

A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.
I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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