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Definitions by shock.

Shortened version of knob problems. A plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their knob.
Noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i'm talking about my knoblems and noc thinks of lunch
knoblems by shock. June 11, 2006
A hybrid of man and machine, also known as a cyborg, more accurately called a 'huborg'
"Oh feathers! Huborgs!"
"Dear me, more huborgs!"
huborg by shock. April 28, 2005
Abbreviation of 'As if'

Commonly used to shorten 'As if you would/do/can/will/might/should/may'

Origin : Australian Telstra Gamearena community
"Seaf wear a hat in the sauna"

"Seaf camp"
seaf by shock. November 28, 2004
Abbreviation of 'As if not'

Commonly used to shorten 'As if you don't/wouldn't/can't/shouldn't/couldn't/won't'

Origin : Australian Teltra Gamearena community
"Seafnt pay your taxes"

"Seafnt pizza for lunch"

"Seafnt camp"
seafnt by shock. November 28, 2004

lolwtfbbq 

Acronym for "Lots of luck with the forthcoming barbecue"

Origin : BGH
Bill : "I'm having a Barbecue of Sunday, wanna come along?"

Stan : "Sorry, I'm taking the family up to the river, but LOLWTFBBQ anyway!"
lolwtfbbq by shock. November 28, 2004
A container or loose cavity used in the absense of some good Swedish poon
Damn, shafted again...where's my fuckbag?
fuckbag by shock. June 20, 2004