shock.'s definitions

knoblems

Shortened version of knob problems. A plural regarding a problem/s one is having with their knob.

Noctaurus : lunchtime
shock : i'm talking about my knoblems and noc thinks of lunch

by shock. June 11, 2006

huborg

A hybrid of man and machine, also known as a cyborg, more accurately called a 'huborg'

"Oh feathers! Huborgs!"
"Dear me, more huborgs!"

by shock. April 28, 2005

seaf

Abbreviation of 'As if'

Commonly used to shorten 'As if you would/do/can/will/might/should/may'

Origin : Australian Telstra Gamearena community

"Seaf wear a hat in the sauna"

"Seaf camp"

by shock. November 28, 2004

seafnt

Abbreviation of 'As if not'

Commonly used to shorten 'As if you don't/wouldn't/can't/shouldn't/couldn't/won't'

Origin : Australian Teltra Gamearena community

"Seafnt pay your taxes"

"Seafnt pizza for lunch"

"Seafnt camp"

by shock. November 28, 2004

lolwtfbbq

Acronym for "Lots of luck with the forthcoming barbecue"

Origin : BGH

Bill : "I'm having a Barbecue of Sunday, wanna come along?"

Stan : "Sorry, I'm taking the family up to the river, but LOLWTFBBQ anyway!"

by shock. November 28, 2004

fuckbag

A container or loose cavity used in the absense of some good Swedish poon

Damn, shafted again...where's my fuckbag?

by shock. June 20, 2004