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Krantered 

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.
man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!
Krantered by Kranter December 25, 2008
To randomly omit certain, often important, details.
Megan: Why does the worksheet go from a,b..e? What about c and d?
Chelsea: They got kantered.
kanter by igotkantered March 28, 2010

Kanter-card 

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.
After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.
Kanter-card by D H July 7, 2007
Slang for Santee, a part of San Diego's East County and home to many bros, skin heads and the Klan(hence the name). Where everyone has tattoos, drives lifted trucks, wears dickies and famous clothing. Its also hot as shit here.
Go back to fuckin Klantee you trailer trash fuckin bro, you're not welcome here!
Klantee by CWils September 28, 2008

Klancer Patient 

A member of the KKK who has cancer.
KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.
Klancer Patient by lechesucio February 23, 2009
(Santee)
in East County San Diego

White suburbia, Over populated with ignorant peckerwoods/skinheads,and bros that drive lifted trucks with some kind of so cal sticker located on the back window.
The name Klantee came about in the early 90's when the kkk (Klu Klux Klan) migrated over here from the south and settled here, reproduced and now their generations continue to preach about their white power shit.
Hense the reason you will never see a single colored individual out here.
Black guy #1 "Ayee man we should go to that party in Klantee!"

Black guy #2 "Hell naw I don't wanna end up swinging from a tree!"
Klantee by littlelexii1000 June 25, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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