Kanterism 

Any phrase beginning with "I don't understand why..." or "I just don't get it when/how..."

"I just don't understand why girls take pictures of their feet."

"You just said a Kanterism!"

Kanterism by RickJames0909 February 25, 2008

kateism 

a -ism admiring and worshiping an american actress called Kate/Katherine Moennig. especially popular in lesbian community.

kateism is the greatest fashion in 21th century!

kateism by kateism June 18, 2006

Kamsterism 

The teaching of Kamsterism is that life is full of suffering caused by desire for the "Kam"; that suffering ceases when that gratification is obtained, and that enlightenment, wisdom, and personal satisfaction are also obtained.

Being a devout follower of Kamsterism has awakened me and helped me to progress along my path of enlightenment.

Kamsterism by KKWong April 19, 2008

Kantheism 

Modern Science and the enlightening and healing powers of the Sacred Cannabis plant and other Sacred Entheogens.

Kantheistic Shamanism, known also as The Path of Ecstasy, is the world’s oldest religion. It is a religion, not of dogma, but of experience. It could no more be explained adequately with words than could love-making be explained to the inexperienced virgin. You have to “go there” to understand it in fullness.

"Shamanic ecstasy is the real "Old Time Religion," of which modern churches are but pallid evocations,” Jonathan Ott reminds us. “Shamanic, visionary ecstasy, the mysterium tremendum, the unio mystica, the eternally delightful experience of the universe as energy, is a sine qua non of religion, it is what religion is for! There is no need for faith, it is the ecstatic experience itself that gives one faith in the intrinsic unity and integrity of the universe, in ourselves as integral parts of the whole; that reveals to us the sublime majesty of our universe, and the fluctuant, scintillant, alchemical miracle that is quotidian consciousness. Any religion that requires faith and gives none, that defends against religious experiences, that promulgates the bizarre superstition that humankind is in some way separate, divorced from the rest of creation, that heals not the gaping wound between
Body and Soul, but would tear them asunder... is no religion at all!"

<Person1>: Are you religious?
<Person2>: Yeah my religion is Kantheism
<Person1>: Isn't that some stoner relgion in Amsterdam?
<Person2>: Basically, yeah.

Kantheism by Puritana September 25, 2009

Banterism 

A funny quote or word uttered by someone.

That was one hell of a banterism!
John is full of banterisms today!
That TV show is full of banterous banterisms!

Banterism by Charltzy January 12, 2009

Kantaris 

A terrorist organization in the first Time Crisis Playstation One game.

"The symbol on the door was obviously the mark of Kantaris, so I slid a new mag into my Socom .45ACP before opening the door..."

Kantaris by Merchant August 31, 2005

Kanyeism 

1. Kanyeism (n): the religion, established in Harlem New York, in which African-Americans study and practice the act of ignorance and claim racism whenever accused of wrongdoing

2. Kanye (n): the followers of Kanyeism are reffered to as Kanyes
Synonym: "Nigga"

Common Kanye: "I've been studying Kanyeism lately."
Simple American: "Oh really? Let me hear you speak the language."
Common Kanye: "HOLD UP, HOLD UP. IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME"

Kanyeism by ireallyhatekanye September 6, 2012