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Definitions by lechesucio

Combination of Vagina-Thong-Wedgie. It's pretty self-explanatory: When the front of your thong rides up your cooch. Kind of a reverse wedgie, with a thong.
Pronounced vuh-thej-ee

"OMG! When I bent down to pick up my paper my thong shifted and I got a vathedgie!"
Vathedgie by lechesucio February 24, 2009
Combination of thong and wedgie. A thedgie occurs when the back part of your thong rides up and hurts so bad that you feel as if your ass is about to be torn in two.
"I got a thedgie from bending over in gym class!"
Thedgie by lechesucio February 23, 2009

Klancer Patient 

A member of the KKK who has cancer.
KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.
Klancer Patient by lechesucio February 23, 2009
During cunnilingus, the act of being slapped in the face by beef curtains, or flappy labia lips.
"So I was eating this chick out last night and she was so loose that I got beefslapped!"
beefslap by lechesucio February 21, 2009