lechesucio's definitions

beefslap

During cunnilingus, the act of being slapped in the face by beef curtains, or flappy labia lips.

"So I was eating this chick out last night and she was so loose that I got beefslapped!"

by lechesucio February 21, 2009

Thedgie

Combination of thong and wedgie. A thedgie occurs when the back part of your thong rides up and hurts so bad that you feel as if your ass is about to be torn in two.

"I got a thedgie from bending over in gym class!"

by lechesucio February 23, 2009

Vathedgie

Combination of Vagina-Thong-Wedgie. It's pretty self-explanatory: When the front of your thong rides up your cooch. Kind of a reverse wedgie, with a thong.

Pronounced vuh-thej-ee

"OMG! When I bent down to pick up my paper my thong shifted and I got a vathedgie!"

by lechesucio February 24, 2009

Klancer Patient

A member of the KKK who has cancer.

KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.

by lechesucio February 23, 2009