klander 

A black person on a bike wielding a shovel

did you that klander over there.

yeah he was scary!

klander by dikke jongen December 4, 2010

Klander 

Klander, beschreibt eine undefinierbare Substanz von einer feuchten bis klebrigen Konsistenz, die vornehmlich in der Augen-, Nasenregion auffindbar ist.

Nicht zu verwechseln mit Knös, der etwas knusprigen Variante von Klander.

Oma du hast da ganz schön Klander im Auge!

Was ist das denn bitte für ein Klander hier?!

Klander by Ja1n August 7, 2020

kulander 

A person who is a big deal

he is a kulander

kulander by a_m_g August 2, 2018

klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.

There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns

klandemic by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

Klancer Patient 

A member of the KKK who has cancer.

KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.

Klancer Patient by lechesucio February 23, 2009

Klanter 

It is just like banter but racist towards black people.

No Tyrone it just a bit of klanter

Klanter by Timchungwanker July 27, 2016

klangerdoodle 

Klangerdoodle is where a mans phallus has ceased to work, in all sexual functions (rendering the mans phallus not erect) for any amount of time. Often occurs amount men over the age of seventy, klangerdoodle was a word coined by the Vikings of Scandinavia, and most likely because the cold weather would cause the viking's phallus to be absorbed by the body, leaving a small amount of phallus coating (skin). When a mans phallus has either "done a klangerdoodle" or has "klangerdoodled", his penis ceases to become erect, and can only get a semi-coed (and still perform sexual intercourse). Klangerdoodle is a known disease as well, but is more commonly referred to "erectile dysfunction", but klangerdoodle is its latin and medical name. Females cannot catch, transmit, or emit klangerdoodle, and are immune from all forms of klangerdoodle.

My dick has done a klangerdoodle.

Damn it, it's klangerdoodled!

Has your penis klangerdoodled yet?

klangerdoodle by Von Ballcrusher October 7, 2013