Krantered 

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.

man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!

Krantered by Kranter December 25, 2008

Kraterd 

Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.

Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).

Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023

kattered 

to be completely wasted, to the point where you can't stand up or talk properly. you may also find yourself hanging onto random people for support, and/ or even pulling them down to the ground unintentionally.

Did you see David last night at that party? He drank like a whole bottle of orange vodka and was totally Kattered.

Hey guys, let's get totally kattered tonight!

kattered by paquier100 August 14, 2010

kramered 

To enter a place with the exact opposite of grace. A reference to the entrances made to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment by his neighbor, Kosmo Kramer on the 90's sitcom Seinfeld

My kid has issues with movement and gravity....the other day he Kramered into the front room and I thought he killed himself, the plant, the coat rack, AND the damned television...

kramered by Enhale May 21, 2015

Kramered 

To be publicly ridiculed for using a racist term in retaliation for some trangression, not because of personal feelings of racism, but because it's the easiest way to anger the offender as greatly as they have angered you.

Steven called Chen a "stupid fucking chink" after Chen slashed Steven's tires for no reason. Afterwards, he was severely Kramered, and his reputation was ruined.

Kramered by The Jefftastic Jeffinator January 27, 2008

keastered 

To hide something up the ass

I keastered my dope wile in the pen.

keastered by jonnysocko March 7, 2011

Trantered 

verb: to get squished, by having a heavy object fall on oneself.
The act of being pulverised by a sudden impact of great mass.

*man is working under a photocopier, the photocopier starts to topple precariously*
Man: "Help! Someone grab this thing, before it Tranters me!"
*a second later, an almighty crash, a helpless shriek*
Colleague: "Wow, poor guy. He really got Trantered."

Trantered by TheFreneticist November 26, 2013