Kinstipation

A situation in which relatives who are visiting tend to stay on and don't seem to leave.

Bruce's Uncle Joe and Aunt Mindy were initially supposed to visit for a couple of days, but it was almost a month and they showed no signs of leaving anytime soon. His wife Sue was worried as it it looked like a clear case of kinstipation.

by Relictus June 16, 2011

KAHNstipation

When there are so many patients waiting in the emergency department for their lab tests and xrays that the internal processes of the ER get backed up and the waiting room gets impacted with patients.

Doctor 1: Why is the waiting room of the ER so crowded?

Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.

Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.

by BostonDoctor January 8, 2012

Kinspiration

- Inspiration via family and loved ones.
- To be inspired by your ancestry/descendancy/descendants

- "I love spending time with my family! It is awesomely kinspirational! It reminds me where I have come from and where I am going!"
- "My descendants were wild warriors! This is why I love starting random fights for the sake of it! PURE KINSPIRATION!!"

by JuanSanClaro July 1, 2022

kisstipation

A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the lips of kisses.

Don't mind him, his wife is away and he's suffering severe kisstipation!

by amarylliself June 6, 2015

Kongstipation

When you feel like taking a shit but you just can't!

Dude, I've been so kongstipated recently. I haven't pooped in 5 days!
Hey, eating some fiber will help with your kongstipation

by aldkjfalksdj December 12, 2020

kinspiration

Inspiration via family related sources. Being inspired by family related stuff. Being inspired by a "bro" or "sis".

My granny says I am the a great singer and I could be famous! I feel so kinspired!
You are so right! I SHOULD reassign as non-binary! Thanks for the kinspiration dad!

by JuanSanClaro July 3, 2023

Khanstipation

Da "gut-clenching distress" dat Captain Kirk's chief nemesis feels anytime he is defeated.

If Mr. Noonien Singh truly gets major bouts of "khanstipation" anytime things don't go his way, maybe he should "pack some Ex-Lack" --- I mean, "packs some Ex-Lax" --- whatever! What I'm saying is dat he should be sure to have a supply of either prune juice or stool-softener meds with him at all times to ingest as needed, so dat he doesn't feel such strong urges to "pop his cork".

by QuacksO February 26, 2025