Kongstipation

When you feel like taking a shit but you just can't!

Dude, I've been so kongstipated recently. I haven't pooped in 5 days!
Hey, eating some fiber will help with your kongstipation

by aldkjfalksdj December 12, 2020

Kinstipation

A situation in which relatives who are visiting tend to stay on and don't seem to leave.

Bruce's Uncle Joe and Aunt Mindy were initially supposed to visit for a couple of days, but it was almost a month and they showed no signs of leaving anytime soon. His wife Sue was worried as it it looked like a clear case of kinstipation.

by Relictus June 16, 2011