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A keonya is the type of person who can make friends with everyone , they're nice , sweet and amazing. They sometimes struggle with school , but they can also be really smart. Might be short , talkative , and has a lot of friends. A keonya is the type to love to gift people stuff and hangout with them. A keonya probably still has a lot to learn about their selves, but they can and will achieve anything if they put their mind to it. Whether they've been in your life for a long time or not , a keonya will make a big impact on it. Everyone loves a Keonya , and loves having them as their friend.
Person A: Aw man , I wish I had a Keonya!
Person B: I have one , they're really amazing!
Keonya by A_weirdo January 24, 2023
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Kenyan from the West 

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.
Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!
Related Words
Keonya • kenya • Kenyan • Kenyatta • Keontae • Keona • Kenyah • Keonja • Konya • Kenyada
Someone special. People can never spell their names rights, but they are beautiful. Rare name with the spelling Kennya. If you are a Kennya you are amazing.
person: hey kenya
an actual kennya ITS K E N N Y A
Kennya by xd rawr xd February 4, 2019

Kenyanism 

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.
You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.
Kenyanism by Smitor January 27, 2015
A cool person who loves to go out .. Has a big heart and very outgoing .. Keeps it real with others very well as them self .. Loves to get money and do sports .. Very loyal to friends and relationship .. Funny loves to joke around and make others smile .. If you have a kenyata in your life you are very lucky !
Kenyata is a real nigga from day one .
kenyata by Keepit100 October 8, 2013

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.
The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.
Kenyan backpack by JayTeeF May 11, 2009
Keona is the female version of the Hawaiian name Keoni. Meaning God's gracious gift.

Keona is naturally artistic and very beautiful. She has an amazing loving heart, extrememly smart and can make you smile on the cloudiest day.

People are generally very jealous of her beauty and will try anything to bring her down. But she is strong willed and a child of God, so those who are eaten with envy only look pathetic in His eye's.
Keona is extremely loved by all because she is God's gracious gift to the world.
Keona by BeInspired April 18, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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