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A dumb ass kid who thinks he is strong but is weak as fuck
Keonja: yo this is so heavy man
Person: how much does it weigh
Keonja: 1 pound
Person: your weak ass fuck
Keonja by AntKnee69 June 5, 2017
Words you can keep
Stupid kid with a fucking ugly ass hairline and gets a new barber every birthday
Keonja:1+1=3 nigga

Me:"slaps face"
Keonja by AntKnee69 September 20, 2018
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That one kid who searches up gang sign tutorials
Keonja: throws gang sign
Person: where did you learn that
Keonja: Jake Paul Nigga
Person: What a Fag
Keonja by AntKnee69 November 27, 2019
Simp 1:hey what did the boss Keonja do to be the CEO
Simp 2:did all of this girls homework for a hug
Simp 1:damn
Keonja by AntKnee69 May 4, 2020

Kenjataimu 

(Noun) ( slang) Japanese word meaning : Period of clear thoughts when a man is free from sexual desires after having an orgasm

Translates literally from Kenja 賢者 ( Sage ) and Taimu タイム ( Time )
The only time when a man can think properly is Kenjataimu

Oh ! man it's one of those Great Kenjataimu ideas
Kenjataimu by _Tiger_ June 9, 2013
Keona is the female version of the Hawaiian name Keoni. Meaning God's gracious gift.

Keona is naturally artistic and very beautiful. She has an amazing loving heart, extrememly smart and can make you smile on the cloudiest day.

People are generally very jealous of her beauty and will try anything to bring her down. But she is strong willed and a child of God, so those who are eaten with envy only look pathetic in His eye's.
Keona is extremely loved by all because she is God's gracious gift to the world.
Keona by BeInspired April 18, 2011
Keona is a beautiful girl. She is very talented and smart. People will try anything to bring her down but she is very strong. And she wish people will stop hating on her. And she is very popular.
Keona is great person.
Keona by kh10 June 10, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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