Kebub 

How kebab should be pronounced

"Break yoself give me sum KEBUB now biatch"

Kebub by Moo December 6, 2003

Corby Kebab

An infamous comestible from Taste of Chilli Kebab House on Occupation Road in Corby. A kebab that literally contains EVERYTHING and weighs about 10 kilos. This thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. Takes approx. 2 hours to eat. Costs £5. Would safely feed a family of 4 pissheads.

Is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.

Could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you've lost your keys.

"Corby Kebab mate, and chips.. and an ambulance. My heart's failed.."

Corby Kebab by Hen Broon July 16, 2009

kebab neck 

when somebody's head is the same width as their neck

wow Jake has a serious case of kebab neck

kebab neck by aaa1111 July 4, 2016

Kebaba 

Kebaba is another term for a Minecraft character named Steve. Steve is a viral hit in the game Minecraft as well as his appearance in Super Smash Bro's.

Kebaba can also be used as a slang term for noob.

Common sterotypes for a Kebaba: noob, sucks at minecraft, doesnt know how to play minecraft, no braincells, no iq, no brain, very dumb, stupid, obnoxious, new to the game, unintelligent.

Gobofish: Hey keb kebs! You suck at this game bruh...

Kebaba: No I don't! I'm a professional at this Gobo, you shouldn't think of me like that :(

Kebaba by Gobofish March 29, 2022

Man Kebab 

The man kebab is a form of group sexual position, in which a group of males (preferable 4 or more, of mixed race) line up one behind the other, and procede to 'penetrate' one another. When viewed from a distance, this resembles a kebab.

Harry : Hey Barney, what you up to tonight?

Barney : Me and the guys are getting together for a HUGE man kebab, want to come?

Man Kebab by AzzaDempz February 8, 2010

Paradis Kebab

when a titan shifter becomes a titan while his penis in inside of you

"god, i want eren to give me a Paradis Kebab

Paradis Kebab by cringe guy April 14, 2021

shit kebab 

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.

That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.

shit kebab by blankenship1 May 19, 2010