To kebab, one must have a monster cock to impale a selected
female... through both ends... simultaneously. The
unique and often painful act derived from the widely exercised practice that is known as spit roasting - or commonly 'spitting' which requires two impalers and one impaler. This closely resembles a rotisserie cooker or 'spit roast' a common delicacy amongst greeks. Coincidently, wogs and guidos account for the majority of spitters (impalers) and spitties (impaled) in todays society.
The act originated in the
small island state of Tasmania, south of mainland
australia. Whilst spit roasting commonly requires 3 participants, Tasmanians, whom are renowned for their two heads and
monster cocks, have contrived the efficient and comprehensible method that allows spitting to occur with only one impalie.
Initially spitting emerged as Tasmanian technique that allowed the two headed impaler to take part in the act of spitting with out the feat generating what is known as a
gang-bang.
vicmeistermay
person #1 'dude look at that moist
bitch right there, we should totally spit roast her'
person #2 'no way man! that's totally gay! you
will spray your seed all over me!'
person #1 'guess im going to be kebabbing tha
bitch'
person #2 'word'