kebabkruncher

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The guy who likes kebab who gets all the girls, has currently 637 followers on Instagram, loves Travis Scott, is a half-Syrian half-turkish, Gets all girls whose name starts with F, loves Turkish shawarma, has creepy versions on Instagram, Loves me, J destroyer, professional swiftie hater, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all, the owner of DaFuq boom, loves gooning, jelqing, and edging, and I think he likes Travis Scott.

Example names that have no relation to real life:

Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The🐐: I choose Farah.

kebabkruncher by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean April 17, 2024

Words you can keep

kebabkruncher

unknown person from instagram who regularly posts questionable stories ranging from semen on his backpack to covering his face with a fish

"kebabkruncher just dropped a new story"

kebabkruncher by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024

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kebabkruncher

kebabkruncher is an anonymous figure on instagram who posts questionable stories ranging from yet again questionable reels to pictures of supposed results of "semen wars" with semen on his backpack and a fish over his face

@kebabkruncher just dropped a wild new story

kebabkruncher by kebabkruncher stan April 23, 2024

Kebabkruncher

A guy who likes Kebab and Travis Scott. Turkish RRRRAAAHHHHH

Travis Scott: I'm so lucky to have a fan like you
Kebabkruncher: I'm about to blow

Kebabkruncher by whatdoeskebabkrunchermean July 11, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026