The guy who likes kebab who gets all the girls, has currently 637 followers on Instagram, loves
Travis Scott, is a half-Syrian half-turkish, Gets all girls whose name starts with F, loves Turkish shawarma, has creepy versions on Instagram, Loves me, J destroyer,
professional swiftie hater, the Alpha, The Sigma, The most skibidi of all, the owner of DaFuq boom, loves gooning, jelqing, and edging, and I think he likes
Travis Scott.
Example names that have no relation to
real life:
Farah: Why is he eating Kebab?
Jane: Shhhhh, he is a kebabkruncher,
the Alpha, The Sigma,
The most skibidi of all.
Farah: I want him.
Jane: No, he's mine.
Both: Which he'll choose?
The๐: I choose Farah.