shit kebab

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.
That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.
by blankenship1 May 19, 2010
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thermarmalade

A shiny usually viscous mixture of Vaseline and stool that cloaks a recently used anal thermometer.
For heaven's sake, please clean off that thermarmalade!
by blankenship1 May 09, 2010
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