Kaufka

The Kaufka is a newly defined word, this event happens to males when they are standing up to urinate and the urine does not travel down the urethra for a moment. The kaufka is the time in between when the male makes an attempt to urinate, and when the urine is actually expelled from teh body.

"I was standing at the urinal for a long time, but I only was urinating for a short amount of time, I had a really long kaufka!"

by Ryan Treadwell February 7, 2005

kafkatrap

To accuse someone of some form of "ism" (sexism, racism etc.) and to proclaim that their denial, or any attempt they make to defend themselves, is proof that they are guilty. A favorite tactic of the social justice warrior.

"Your refusal to admit that you are a misogynist proves you're a misogynist."

"Hey, that's kafkatrapping!"

by Bdelygmia January 7, 2016

Nic Kaufmann

Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :

noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?

noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.

by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020

Andy Kaufman Syndrome

When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.

Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?

Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.

Bob: Wait, what?

Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny

Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome

by Hellste Stern Von Allen June 5, 2010

A Case of the Kaufman's

when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.

girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.

by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012

Franz Kafka

He is literally me ong

Kryštof : Franz Kafka is literally me
Adam : Have you heard about the Franz Kafka paradox?

by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Kaukab

Kaukab

Unisex name used by people from Pakistan but mainly used for girls. The name means "Planet", it could also mean "Star" which probably describes her better as a Kaukab in your life will shine brighter than anyone else you have met before or meet after. She will have the most amazing smile, huge heart and her personality will be out of this world and yet she wouldn't even realise how amazing she is. She would be quiet, reserved and secretive but would also be honest so you would trust her with anything. The "catch 22" with a Kaukab is that she will often put the happiness of others in front of her own happiness but she's a girl you would never give up on because if there was that one chance she could be yours, you wouldn't ever want to miss that chance.

K: Hi, Im Kaukab

R: Hi, Im Rameez, Naam bhi sunah huwa?

K: Yes, I have actually heard a lot about you

R: In that case, why don't we commit the perfect crime, "Il steal your heart, you steal mine".

by StarDisciple September 7, 2013