Kauka is the original P.I.M.P. Hustling bitches where ever he can, getting them to suck and spred in a matter of seconds.
by The Dirt May 13, 2004
A Kauka is a person who has a penis that is not long, but that is thin. Such people will also make frequent bad jokes regarding doctors.
Girl 1: Did you screw that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, but it was bad. He was a total Kauka.
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Kauka: Wow, it takes ages to get served here huh?
Girl: You gotta have patience dude.
Kauka: Doctors have patients, I don't.
Girl 2: Yeah, but it was bad. He was a total Kauka.
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Kauka: Wow, it takes ages to get served here huh?
Girl: You gotta have patience dude.
Kauka: Doctors have patients, I don't.
by *osams* October 28, 2005