Urban Dictionary: ong

Top definition

ong = on god.
1) can be used to agree to something
— similar to phrases like “i swear to god”, “i put that on god”

“only thing i like about family reunions is seeing my fave cousin”
“LMFAOOOOOO ong 😭💯”

by maizuik August 23, 2018

Another way of swearing to god
"On god"

Me: I hit him in the face
Guy: No you didn't bruh
Me: I did, on g

by vNeji September 16, 2016

Exclamatory phrase meaning "Oh no, gorillas". Best if used around gorillas.

Ahh there's something coming toward us.

ONG

by jayp12323 September 04, 2009

Stands for Oh No God! Like OMG, but for atheists.

"ONG...why the heck did she just mention Jesus?"

by Pafologist January 19, 2009

An exclamation of shock used to alert and humiliate the perpetrator of a hilarious typo.

Gajan: "Mmm I love applie pie it's so delish"
Sonia: "HAHA APPLIE. ONG."

by Pigs_Will_Fly October 01, 2012

"ONG!!! Can't believe that good thing finally happend. We trust in god, cause he our nigga."

by Yung Ginge June 14, 2015

A misspelling of the chatspeak 'omg'. Used when mocking 'n00bs'.

Lyke ong!11111one I pwn j00 w1th my 1337n355!11oneong!111111oneoneone

by 1337n355 H473r July 22, 2004