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ong = on god.
1) can be used to agree to something
— similar to phrases like “i swear to god”, “i put that on god”
“only thing i like about family reunions is seeing my fave cousin
“LMFAOOOOOO ong 😭💯”
by maizuik August 23, 2018
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Another way of swearing to god
"On god"
Me: I hit him in the face
Guy: No you didn't bruh
Me: I did, on g
by vNeji September 16, 2016
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Exclamatory phrase meaning "Oh no, gorillas". Best if used around gorillas.
Ahh there's something coming toward us.

ONG
by jayp12323 September 04, 2009
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A way to drop into a conversation when you don’t know what someone is talking about, which it is easier to understand the word ONG when you follow dank memes, NOT normie memes
Person 1: “Oh man I took so many Gs in that plane!”
Person 2: “oh wow, I have no idea how that feels like.”
Random person who just walks by either a stranger or someone they know, which, in this case, happens to be you: “Ha ha, ONG”
Person 1: “what?”
There, see? Now you have their attention. Now you can follow up on whatever they were talking about. You’re welcome.
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by Therealdankmemer017 November 05, 2018
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"ONG!!! Can't believe that good thing finally happend. We trust in god, cause he our nigga."
by Yung Ginge June 14, 2015
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Stands for Oh No God! Like OMG, but for atheists.
"ONG...why the heck did she just mention Jesus?"
by Pafologist January 19, 2009
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