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Kafkalias 

A surname followed by a first name (usually Andreas). Kafkalias is famous about their irony and humour. If you ask Kafkalias a question, make sure to double check the answer.
Don’t trust this guy. He is a Kafkalias.
Kafkalias by Vakla November 22, 2021

Kalkalash 

A mysterius hunk of brown meat, on a stick or in a bowl, often serverd with a crab drink of mountain drew.
Kalkalash, you buy you buy!!!!
Kalkalash by Fucktard August 7, 2004
A variation on "cockass", a combination of cock and ass, popularized by Jack Black of Tenacious D. Used frequently in more recent Tenacious D live performances. An insult used to label someone for the sake of expressing displeasure with them and their actions.
You create something like Inward Singing! You fucking shit, you'd fucking sit in your tower and fucking nap! You fucking bitch! You fucking kakaias!
kakaias by Explosivo Fueled July 16, 2009

kafkaasagiri 

one of the best bsd tiktokers and one of my favourite mutuals. funny,, smart and pretty 🤤🤤
person 1: who is this amazing bsd tiktoker?!?!?!?
person 2: kafkaasagiri ofcourse
kafkaasagiri by bakahhh March 27, 2021

kankalas 

Mayan slang for a gay male.
Tixkokob is full of kankalasoob.

kafkaism 

A religion surrounding the Honkai Star Rail playable character Kafka, as many people simp over her.
“Yeah I’m actually a kafkist, I practice.. you know.. Kafkaism? I worship Kafka, basically.”
“What the fuck Angela I asked you if you wanted cornography”
kafkaism by Oliolifr May 21, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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