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Kryštof 

a word used to describe a person
Kryštof is a person that is lit, mby high and also loves to party a lot

the person can be all of those or just one of them.
Person 1: ayy dude you are a total Kryštof

Person 2: ayy thanks fam (pleased)
Kryštof by Krystofguy November 15, 2017
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Kryštof 

A very stupid individual, that speaks like if he had a giant cock in his throat. Also his bitch mother is ordering him to do so much stupid shit like indoor skydiving.
Jack: Oh look, it's that pussy Kryštof again!
Ben: OMG, you're right i wanna throw up rn!
Kryštof by asdfPEDO November 22, 2021

Kryštof 

A non-intellectual male who believes he is good at basketball but in reality, he isn't.
Omg, he can't play ball and is actually stupid. Total Kryštof.
Kryštof by Joint145 March 11, 2022
1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.

2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

Krzysztof Polish
I must be the luckiest girl in the world... I've finally found MY Krystof!
Krystof by Poppy Corinne August 28, 2010

Kryštof around

To be annoyingly politically correct and picky about pronouns. Usually used in European Youth English.
I hope Mark and Amelia will shut the f**k up . I can't believe it, they constantly kryštof around.
Kryštof around by Vilitaf December 27, 2018

Kristoff 

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.
That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!
Kristoff by Genjiii November 21, 2018
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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