Kaisja 

She is smart, kind, and beautiful. She can also be annoying sometimes. Kaisja hates dad jokes and will punch you if you tell any. Kaisja also loves potatos, if you tell her a dad joke and give her a potato, she won’t punch you. Kaisja is outgoing and is usually tall, not always.

Friend#1: How does NASA throw a party?
Friend#2: How?
Friend#1: They planet 🌍

Friend#2: Ha! The plan it, planet!!! Ha!
Kaisja: *Punches then both in the face*

Kaisja by Potato_Person November 18, 2018

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

kaisha

A Kaisha is a very attractive girl she will make you laugh all the time!

I NEED a Kaisha in my life

kaisha by kaisha's girlfriend October 17, 2019

Kaijafied

Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.

Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."

Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."

Kaijafied by spicychicken111 October 9, 2011

Kaisha

Kaisha Is a girl that no matter how hard you try you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or 3 years ago you still think about her everyday!

She is somebody that can make you laugh uncontrollably, somebody who can make you want to be yourself around her and somebody who can change your world without even trying.Her presence instantly commands the respect of everyone she meets. Perfection is the word that describes her--every single characteristic and feature of her is flawless.

Kaisha Loves deeper than most and extremely loyal . She’s Scared to disappoint, especially her family and friends. Very direct but not rude. But will stand up for herself and others.She's adorable, but can be sexy when ever she wants. Usually has piercing green eyes or piercing blue eyes. She has many tattoos and pretty brown hair.

Get yourself a Kaisha!

I wish I had a Kaisha in my life, instead of these wack females!

Kaisha by Viccy S December 9, 2019

kaijacked 

Getting stopped on your way to leave to (lunch, home, drop a deuce etc.) by an inquisitive urchin asking questions he should probably already know the answer to.

Sorry honey, I got kaijacked and missed my train.

kaijacked by laskowmatic January 10, 2014

Kaisa

You will most likely never meet someone in your life named Kaisa. You may think you can mess with a Kaisa but in reality Kaisa is a super strong person physically and mentally but usually would never hurt a fly. If you have this name most people give up on trying to say it and try out : Kacy, Katie, or just call you “K” or by your last name. The utmost worst is the dreaded “K-eye-za”. Clearly there is no Z in Kaisa but Kaisa will be too polite and most likely not correct you. Plus Kaisa is probably just bored of correcting everyone so she just goes with it.

Kaisa and I are going to the zoo tomorrow!

Kaisa by NAME WIZARD PERSON March 16, 2019