Kaija

1. A hybrid of a good study girl and crazy party girl. Worries about what people think of her, but really shouldn't since she's too cool to concern her self with that shit. Loves to get high and then read great literary masterpieces. Is extremely proficient at giving assholes the stink eye. Has a strange affinity for socks, things that start with the letter q, keychains and herbal tea.

2. A Swedish furniture store that is the knockoff version of IKEA. Only stocks unique, yet useless, household items that are surprisingly well-priced.

3. A strain of weed that makes the user want to examine the intricacies of Native American philosophy.

1. Guy 1: Hey, did you here what Kaija did this weekend?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she raged all Friday, then on Saturday she dropped acid and went to the Jane Eyre seminar.

2. Husband: Dammit, why can't we just go to Ikea instead of this place?
Wife: Because where else can I find an umbrella rack patterned with a Beatles collage and colorful rhinestones for
only 8.99?!

3. Stoner: Dude, I smoked some Kaija last night, man I was so high I talked with my roommate for 4 hours about the merits of oral tradition and the implications of the land as an extension of the human soul.
Cokehead: Thatsoundssoboringwhywouldyouwanttodothat?
Stoner: You disgust me.

by Lana Lee Summers December 14, 2010

kaija

A Latvian girls' name meaning beautiul white seabird. Typically girls with this name live in Latvia, Finland, Estonia, Lithuania, or other European countries. Sometimes misspelled as kaya, meaning weed/the Bob Marley song.

That Latvian girl kaija has a tiger mouth and an exotic name, and she loves that song "Kaya"

by Kmf123456789 May 26, 2009

Kaija

Kaija is amazing! There is no person who is so nice then her. She is always by your side when you need her. Her best friends name always starts with ,,a" . She loves unicorns. Kaija is coll and very kind. Her bf can be proud! Pizza is her favourite food.

Kaija is very nice!

by 123HEYHEY321. January 20, 2018

Kaija

Kaija is girl that will kick your ass if you push her bottons but shes sweet kind and loving on the inside. She will inspire you to do better. ( I mean shes so cute who wouldnt listen to her ;) )

Guy 1: what are you thinking about

Guy 2: find out

Guy 1: Wow! kaija is kinda cute

Guy 2: i know right...

by YourJustFine:) November 23, 2021

jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke

The actual name of Scar from FMA, and he is the only person who can escape the Death Note.

Scar: My name is Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke!

by Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike March 30, 2016

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

kadija

Goofy fun to be around life of the party always has something to talk about loves to dance loves food always eating but never gains weight great friend someone you can depend on. Love able, caring and genuine person feisty...

I can always depend on kadija

by Lordray November 20, 2017