kaijacked

Getting stopped on your way to leave to (lunch, home, drop a deuce etc.) by an inquisitive urchin asking questions he should probably already know the answer to.

Sorry honey, I got kaijacked and missed my train.

by laskowmatic January 10, 2014

Kaijafied

Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.

Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."

Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."

by spicychicken111 October 9, 2011

kojacked

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.

I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.

by PimpMax June 22, 2009

KAJACKEL

(N): name for a set of girls who are sexy, smart, fun, hilarious, and an all around good time. Usually hated by most girls but always fabulous!

(V): Word that can be used to replace "drunk"

(N): I wish i had myself a KAJACKEL!

(V): OMG, when we went to the bar on Saturday i got sooooo kajackeled.

by Ashley G. March 8, 2007

Kaynacked

Tired out, exhausted.

From knackered, often spelled nackered.
The silent k is sometimes deliberately pronounced,
giving kuh-nackered. This becomes kay-nackered,
hence : kaynacked.

I just walked right across London, and
I'm totally kaynacked.

I can't be asked to lift that,
I'm too kaynacked.

by logicman_alf September 20, 2008

kaynacked

Tired out.

From knackered -> k - nackered -> kaynacked

I can't be asked to come up with examples:

I'm totally kaynacked.

by logicman_alf September 20, 2008

kajackel

An extremely contagious venereal disease.
Symptoms include: vagina dentata and willingness to sleep with anything that will stay still long enough (roughly 2 minutes)

Dr. House can't even cure this.
Generally prevalent in the 518 area code

Dude, I just got kajackeled.

by 5 for 5 December 4, 2009