Kaijafied

Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.

Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."

Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."

Kaijafied by spicychicken111 October 9, 2011

kaijacked 

Getting stopped on your way to leave to (lunch, home, drop a deuce etc.) by an inquisitive urchin asking questions he should probably already know the answer to.

Sorry honey, I got kaijacked and missed my train.

kaijacked by laskowmatic January 10, 2014

kakafied

It really really fucked.

My car is so kakafied!

kakafied by Weewee109 October 11, 2007

Karmafied 

When you do something so egregious that you just know the gods will punish you sooner or later.

Dude, you fucked the guys wife in his new motor home when he had cancer, you’re karmafied plain and simple!

Karmafied by TheZackmancommeth June 14, 2019

Kaiafied 

What happens when you’re friends with Kai. You become rude, arrogant, and a piece of shit. R.I.P Lanke AKA military boy

Oh god. Lanke has become Kaiafied

Kaiafied by Goomba420 November 29, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019