Timon: Who's the monky?
Nala: He's going back to challenge Scar for the throne.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle and take his place as king.
Timon & Pumbaa: Oh...
Nala: He's going back to challenge Scar for the throne.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle and take his place as king.
Timon & Pumbaa: Oh...
by Roquivo April 21, 2005
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You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
by jungle kitty September 15, 2008
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What manly men show each other at night (especially when drunk) as a show of courage, strength, and testosterone. Oftentimes accompanied by a story that often involves a bar fight of some variety, even though 90% of scars are just from surgery or other non life threatening factors. So just about every story is complete BS or the facts are really out of proportion.
Drunk Redneck 1: *Points to lengthy scar across chest* See this one? I had to beat the shit out of a bear with my hands to get that one.
Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.
*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.
*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
by Certificated January 15, 2010
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by Big Robert March 02, 2005
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2) I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut,
My weakness is that I care too much
And the scars remind us that the past is real...
My weakness is that I care too much
And the scars remind us that the past is real...
by Lynne D April 29, 2005
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Special Operations Forces
Combat
Assault
Rifle
A reliable, light weight, accurate, versatile assault rifle made by FN. Comes in two variants: Mk. 16, chambered in 5.56mm, and Mk. 17 chambered in .308 NATO. Variants come in three sub-variants: CQC, standard, and long range. All variants and sub-variants come standard with: stock that folds and collapses and also has an adjustable cheek-plate, flip-up forward and rear sights, top, bottom, and side rail systems for optics, etc., and ambidextrous fire selector and magazine release.
Combat
Assault
Rifle
A reliable, light weight, accurate, versatile assault rifle made by FN. Comes in two variants: Mk. 16, chambered in 5.56mm, and Mk. 17 chambered in .308 NATO. Variants come in three sub-variants: CQC, standard, and long range. All variants and sub-variants come standard with: stock that folds and collapses and also has an adjustable cheek-plate, flip-up forward and rear sights, top, bottom, and side rail systems for optics, etc., and ambidextrous fire selector and magazine release.
by Omilophile July 27, 2010
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by J$Parker April 11, 2008
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