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The villian from The Lion King. He's not evil, just misunderstood.
Timon: Who's the monky?

Nala: He's going back to challenge Scar for the throne.

Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?

Nala: No, It's his uncle.

Timon: The monkey's his uncle?

Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle and take his place as king.

Timon & Pumbaa: Oh...
by Roquivo April 21, 2005
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Feb 27 Word of the Day
From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
by jungle kitty September 15, 2008
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the mark thats left after u get a nasty ass cut from your last knife party
Scars are souvineres you never loose
by Big Robert March 02, 2005
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What manly men show each other at night (especially when drunk) as a show of courage, strength, and testosterone. Oftentimes accompanied by a story that often involves a bar fight of some variety, even though 90% of scars are just from surgery or other non life threatening factors. So just about every story is complete BS or the facts are really out of proportion.
Drunk Redneck 1: *Points to lengthy scar across chest* See this one? I had to beat the shit out of a bear with my hands to get that one.

Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.

*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
by Certificated January 15, 2010
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Special Operations Forces

A reliable, light weight, accurate, versatile assault rifle made by FN. Comes in two variants: Mk. 16, chambered in 5.56mm, and Mk. 17 chambered in .308 NATO. Variants come in three sub-variants: CQC, standard, and long range. All variants and sub-variants come standard with: stock that folds and collapses and also has an adjustable cheek-plate, flip-up forward and rear sights, top, bottom, and side rail systems for optics, etc., and ambidextrous fire selector and magazine release.
The Delta Operative pulled out his new S.C.A.R. and his teammates were in awe.
by Omilophile July 27, 2010
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1) a dark (or sometimes light) mark that shows up after a cut
2) a song by Papa Roach
2) I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut,
My weakness is that I care too much
And the scars remind us that the past is real...
by Lynne D April 29, 2005
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