Timon: Who's the monky?
Nala: He's going back to challenge Scar for the throne.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle and take his place as king.
Timon & Pumbaa: Oh...
Nala: He's going back to challenge Scar for the throne.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle and take his place as king.
Timon & Pumbaa: Oh...
by Roquivo April 21, 2005
From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
by jungle kitty September 15, 2008
by Big Robert March 02, 2005
What manly men show each other at night (especially when drunk) as a show of courage, strength, and testosterone. Oftentimes accompanied by a story that often involves a bar fight of some variety, even though 90% of scars are just from surgery or other non life threatening factors. So just about every story is complete BS or the facts are really out of proportion.
Drunk Redneck 1: *Points to lengthy scar across chest* See this one? I had to beat the shit out of a bear with my hands to get that one.
Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.
*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.
*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*
by Certificated January 15, 2010
Special Operations Forces
Combat
Assault
Rifle
A reliable, light weight, accurate, versatile assault rifle made by FN. Comes in two variants: Mk. 16, chambered in 5.56mm, and Mk. 17 chambered in .308 NATO. Variants come in three sub-variants: CQC, standard, and long range. All variants and sub-variants come standard with: stock that folds and collapses and also has an adjustable cheek-plate, flip-up forward and rear sights, top, bottom, and side rail systems for optics, etc., and ambidextrous fire selector and magazine release.
Combat
Assault
Rifle
A reliable, light weight, accurate, versatile assault rifle made by FN. Comes in two variants: Mk. 16, chambered in 5.56mm, and Mk. 17 chambered in .308 NATO. Variants come in three sub-variants: CQC, standard, and long range. All variants and sub-variants come standard with: stock that folds and collapses and also has an adjustable cheek-plate, flip-up forward and rear sights, top, bottom, and side rail systems for optics, etc., and ambidextrous fire selector and magazine release.
by Omilophile July 27, 2010
2) I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut,
My weakness is that I care too much
And the scars remind us that the past is real...
My weakness is that I care too much
And the scars remind us that the past is real...
by Lynne D April 29, 2005
Feb 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose