2 definitions by laskowmatic

Someone who is addicted to e-cigarettes
Even though he looks like a douche he can't put away those e-cigs. He must be an edict.
by laskowmatic July 16, 2014
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Getting stopped on your way to leave to (lunch, home, drop a deuce etc.) by an inquisitive urchin asking questions he should probably already know the answer to.
Sorry honey, I got kaijacked and missed my train.
by laskowmatic October 11, 2013
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