Definitions by laskowmatic

edict 

Someone who is addicted to e-cigarettes

Even though he looks like a douche he can't put away those e-cigs. He must be an edict.

edict by laskowmatic July 16, 2014

kaijacked 

Getting stopped on your way to leave to (lunch, home, drop a deuce etc.) by an inquisitive urchin asking questions he should probably already know the answer to.

Sorry honey, I got kaijacked and missed my train.

kaijacked by laskowmatic January 10, 2014