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Kaijah is a angel in disguise, he is very pure hearted and the most talent man on the planet. But don't be fooled by his dimple smile or heart eyes, this man can eat pu$$y like it's jello. Make them legs shake for days and I quote "I am good at every position,". He is very sweet, Kind and genuine, the best friend ever. He is high key hubby material. Daddiest Daddy ever. Could break me like a stick and I'd say thanks. Could run me over and I would apologize. He's a foodie and can eat me all he wants Meow. He is always stuck in his head but he can give me head. Raditates BDE. Bad boy but soft boy with a hip-hop, art hoe/ethereal vibe. Please kick me and pick me UwU 🤪. Gay but Straight, loves men but also hates them 👺 urgh *bark, bark* 🔪🔪🐕🐕 Most perfect man ever, so perfect that he is almost a robot built by a sperm and egg. Has a twin. Loves his memebers and I love his 🤪👿 ifykyk hagvaja jk. Gobble me swallow me I'll be your 🐕. THE FUNNIEST HUMAN BEING TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET AS WELL AS THE HOTTIEST, SEXIEST, CUTEST AND SAVAGE. MAKNAE ON TOP 🥂🛹🛹 LITTERALLY DESTROY MY INSIDES 😠🤬 THE MOST RESPECTFUL AND EDUCATED MAN EVEN IF HE IS KINDA OBLIVIOUS SOMETIMES. HID YA WIVES AND HUSBANDS, BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS. BEDROOM EYES 😩😩😩😩😩😩 GRIP THESE THIGHS 😩😩😩😩😩😩 Kaijah is just so perfect and talented like he can do anything (like clap these cheeks) he is just so amazing words can't describe him.
Rudolf "Hey bro Kaijah seems way to innocent,,"
Santa " He wasn't innocent when he made these cheeks clap."
Santa " He wasn't innocent when he made these cheeks clap."
Kaijah by skitzskuzzer November 24, 2021
Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke
Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.
Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.
Wrath: What is your real name?
Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.
Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.
Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!
Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!
Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.
Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.
Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!
Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!
kaiyah
Kaiyah is the best person i've ever met. she is kind, sweet, funny and caring and i've never met anyone as good as her, she is really smart and has an amazing future ahead of her, you can trust her with anything even your life. she will make your life 100x better just by been there. she will always be there to help you no matter how tough the situation is or how hard it is to help you, she will never give up on her friends no matter what, she makes an amazing best friend and will never let you down
Hey, Kaiyah, you're probably never going to see this, but i still love you too bits, and i always will, i will never know if you still love me, but i really did love you more than anyone i've ever met and nothing will ever change that i promise. I'm so sorry for everything that has ever happened, or anything i've ever done to upset you in anyway, i regret every bad choice i made and i wish i can undo them all. if you ever gave me a second chance i would drop everything to get back with you. Ever since we broke up my life has been miserable, and the only thing that has ever made me happy was because of you, I miss you kai. I don't expect you to ever read this, or to ever get back with me, but i will never be able to stop thinking about you, and it's gonna be hell to see you move on, while i'm stuck without the one person that made my life 10x better and worth enjoying, i will never be able to love anyone as much as i love you. I can't begin to explain how devastated i am to lose you. you treated me much better than i ever deserved, and you are honestly the kindest, sweetest, most caring and loving person i have ever met,without you i would be lost. Just know i miss you so much, and i wish we can get back together, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me, i will never forget you. I love you to bits, and i will love you forever
Kaijafied
Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.
Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."
Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."
Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."
Kaijafied by spicychicken111 October 9, 2011
Kijah
A very hard name to pronounce. She has the most beautiful eyes and the kindest heart. She has the the most beautiful smile it would take your breath away. She is goofy and doesn’t hang with many. She might seem crazy to you but is a good friend. She don’t play games when it comes down to fighting. she always has her nose tooted up because she knows she’s the shit. She’s just so kijah