Jonston

Jonston is a guy who is like a present with lots of coverings that are hard to open. It’s hard to open him up, but once you do it is all true, and sweet! He may seem insensitive on the outside sometimes, but he truly cares about his family and friends and he is ~seriously~ funny. Even when he is going through something hard himself, he always offers to help people around him. He is also very smart due to his hard work and has lots of talents. Jonston is also a very positive person and tries his best to look on the brighter side of life. One of the best things about him is that he almost never lies. People like him because of his honest and fun yet serious nature.

Person1: Woah they know everything
Person2: Oh, it must be a Jonston

by froggeypersoney December 18, 2021

Jonston

This guy is a very chill guy at times if u are nice to him. If you are not, he can swear or curse at you. He is a very noob gamer and always flexes even on the least of things. Everyone refers to him as the Toxic guy as he is very toxic at times. When you see him, the best thing you might want to do is to back out.

I have a toxic friend and his name is Jonston.

by CR382069421 May 5, 2021

Jonston

Jonston's a very loud and agressive boy. He may look cute or nice in the eye, but he actually isn't. He is very smart however brags about it. He likes to show off a lot when it came to results for a Math Test. Lots of people hate him and he is usually the odd one out. People only like him because he is very good to them when they are nice to him. Girls like him for his cuteness and smartness.

Oh I have a smart boy friend and his name is Jonston.

by Minecraft4life6969 May 16, 2021

Johnston Scholar

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.

"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."

by oldee worldee June 20, 2019

Joeston

Someone who wears all black and black sunglasses

Person 1:Look over there at that punk.
Person 2:Yea! He looks such a Joeston!

by Rusty Darlington April 18, 2010

Johnstoned

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.

1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston

by The Word Dude November 11, 2011