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Jonston is a guy who is like a present with lots of coverings that are hard to open. It’s hard to open him up, but once you do it is all true, and sweet! He may seem insensitive on the outside sometimes, but he truly cares about his family and friends and he is ~seriously~ funny. Even when he is going through something hard himself, he always offers to help people around him. He is also very smart due to his hard work and has lots of talents. Jonston is also a very positive person and tries his best to look on the brighter side of life. One of the best things about him is that he almost never lies. People like him because of his honest and fun yet serious nature.
Person1: Woah they know everything
Person2: Oh, it must be a Jonston
Jonston by froggeypersoney December 18, 2021
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This guy is a very chill guy at times if u are nice to him. If you are not, he can swear or curse at you. He is a very noob gamer and always flexes even on the least of things. Everyone refers to him as the Toxic guy as he is very toxic at times. When you see him, the best thing you might want to do is to back out.
I have a toxic friend and his name is Jonston.
Jonston by CR382069421 May 5, 2021
Jonston's a very loud and agressive boy. He may look cute or nice in the eye, but he actually isn't. He is very smart however brags about it. He likes to show off a lot when it came to results for a Math Test. Lots of people hate him and he is usually the odd one out. People only like him because he is very good to them when they are nice to him. Girls like him for his cuteness and smartness.
Oh I have a smart boy friend and his name is Jonston.
Jonston by Minecraft4life6969 May 16, 2021

Johnston Scholar 

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.
"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."
Someone who wears all black and black sunglasses
Person 1:Look over there at that punk.
Person 2:Yea! He looks such a Joeston!
Joeston by Rusty Darlington April 18, 2010

Johnstoned 

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.
I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.
Johnstoned by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

John Johnston

Sometimes referred to as the the double J, the JJ or the Big John J. This is the act of removing ones penis from a male/female orifice and placing it into another without wiping.
1) I met his hot chick and I double J'd her bad.
2) I love it in most holes but I say no to John Johnston
John Johnston by The Word Dude November 11, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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