Jonson 

Is the missing Chuck Norris' brother. He make everyting Chuck Norris has. Jonson is such a nigga. In a good way. Negro

Is that Chuck Norris?
No man! is Jonson!

Jonson by Jonsoneitor February 25, 2009

Jonson 

A classy, handsome alpha male, who is known for his chivalrous attitude and high ideals. He has a great taste in music and could be your personal vocalist for a life time. He is imaginative, romantic and one could fall head over heels for him. He is protective, fantastic and lovable. And not to forget he makes you week in your knees and once you are there he knows his next move, still a keeper.

Oh common ! you cant let him go, people like him are so rare, he is so Jonson.

Jonson by Jon_12 November 24, 2021

Jonson mcnally 

A cool guy you should get to know

Jonson McNally is cool

Blow me

Jonson mcnally by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Ben Jonson 

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

Ben Jonson by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris

I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.

urban jonson by Foddermaker November 13, 2018

Horse Cock Jonson 

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

Horse Cock Jonson by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

Big Jonson by The Squid March 20, 2003