Is the missing Chuck Norris' brother. He make everyting Chuck Norris has. Jonson is such a nigga. In a good way. Negro
by Jonsoneitor February 25, 2009


The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.
by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 02, 2008

I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.
by Foddermaker November 13, 2018

A bastardization of penis.
by The Squid March 20, 2003

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by lil_user August 18, 2025
