Jonson

Is the missing Chuck Norris' brother. He make everyting Chuck Norris has. Jonson is such a nigga. In a good way. Negro
Is that Chuck Norris?
No man! is Jonson!
by Jonsoneitor February 25, 2009
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the jonsons

a great wonderful incestaular soap opera like family
i love the jonsons
by klayton March 01, 2004
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Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.
That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!
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urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris
I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.
by Foddermaker November 13, 2018
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Big Jonson

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!
by The Squid March 20, 2003
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Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.
"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."
by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003
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no job jonson

paultooreal is a no job jonson
by lil_user August 18, 2025
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