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Joston is the definition of "best " he never gives up his a faithful lad thou his very naughty in certain aspects .but his very kind and lovable .everyone wants to be like joston

Joston has a huge dick and sometimes his not loyal his a cassanova at times

I want to be like joston

Joston by Legend of Zelda March 30, 2019

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joston

An arrogant stupid little boy that always thinks he's better than everybody else and starts rumors about girls and he's a fuckboy if you know this boy then I feel sorry for you because he's going to f*** your heart and he has big dick

Destiny-Why are u sad

April-cause joston said I fucked him
Destiny-well he just does that because he has a big dick and that's his personality too a 'big dick'.

joston by Big Daddy jr November 22, 2017

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Juston McKinney

Comic from New Hampshire, who helps see the humorous side of New England Life. “Instead Of Live Free or die” our motto should be “live, Freeze, and die.”
#NH #Granite State #Funny

Saw Juston McKinney in Manchester NH last night. Never fails to amaze Me.

Juston McKinney by Caca Joe November 24, 2018

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Joeston

Someone who wears all black and black sunglasses

Person 1:Look over there at that punk.
Person 2:Yea! He looks such a Joeston!

Joeston by Rusty Darlington April 18, 2010

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Jostina

The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.

Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o

Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011

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Jeston

A Jeston is someone who is always there for you. He has a great personality and is just an amazing person to be around. Jestons are very handsome and can sometimes be annoying...but in a good way. Jeston always make time for his girlfriend and treats her right. If you have a Jeston never let him go.

Jeston treats his girlfriend so right.

Jeston is so handsome

Jeston by Lover367 April 28, 2019

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Jeston

A very cute guy, great personality. If u have a relationship with a Jeston, keep it, do not desert it , it will help you.

Jeston is such a nice guy!

Jeston by Clepsydra June 12, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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