Burkilonious's definitions

GambLent

A period of time when degenerate gamblers take time off from gambling. Lent for gamblers.

Bruins will win by 3 goals tonight but I cant bet it because it's GambLent.

by Burkilonious December 8, 2021

Anti-Catite

A person who actively participates in prejudice against, hatred of, or discrimination against cats. Often spread anti-cat propaganda and are not interested in the well-being of felines.

JERRY: Kramer, it's just a cat.
KRAMER: Yeah, and you're an Anti-Catite.....
JERRY: I am not an Anti-Catite!
KRAMER: YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-CATITE!!!

by Burkilonious March 4, 2015

Johnstoned

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

by Burkilonious May 6, 2013