johnstone
The mistaken act of getting anothers pubic hair caught between your teeth while teabagging and/or muff diving.
johnstone by Johnstone_101 October 1, 2005
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Johnstone Landmine
When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.
Johnstone Landmine by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016
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Nathan Johnstone
A Awesome Guitar Player, Who has Many Friends , with a variety of names from Aaron to Louis , enjoys Xbox and Running , Loves Cross-country and wishes to continue it in further life, overall swell guy sometimes gets angry when beaten at Quickscoping.
Nathan Johnstone by BARK3RR November 23, 2011
Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.
Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert
Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006
Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006
Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone by Bob MacDonnachaidh April 3, 2006
Zara Johnstone
A beautiful girl with beautiful shimmering eyes. Boys if you ever meet a Zara Johnstone don’t let her go she is a sexy ass beast with a wonderful and funny personality. You will never meet a more beautiful girl than Zara Johnstone
Zara Johnstone by 7Z7J7 October 15, 2018
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky)
Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.
Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.
The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.
Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.
The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.
OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man
Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) by punkycelt March 27, 2006
danny johnstone
danny johnstone ass who suddley doesnt want to date a girl after for 4 months she gave up alot just to be with him
danny johnstone by sally 0998 May 30, 2011
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