Jonging
Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
Jonging by sarah gold April 5, 2013
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Jongin
"Kim jongin is a literal god that god sent down to bless us mere peasants with. His smile is the equivalent to the sun and he possesses more beauty than michelangelo's sistine chapel. His laugh is like bright bubbles of happiness and joy, and it's really cute when he laughs to the point where you can hear each individual 'ha' in his laugh, he's probably living his best life and we love that for him. A perfectionist who's very hard on himself but shouldn't be since he has all the talent in the world at his disposal, dancing so beautiful and sharp. He has a way with moving his body that it conveys emotion and a story in each of his dances, such a strong stage presence that he even acknowledges the personality change he was taught to convey on stage when he dances. Kim Jongin, Kim Kai, same person. A love for dogs and teddy bears, homie is someone you just have to love bc lets be honest everyone loves Jonginnie."
J-Jogging
Slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. Definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (FL).
A form of exercise.
A form of exercise.
Jongin
The main dancer of South Korean boy group "EXO" insanely handsome and talented. Will literally kill you with his smirk.
Jongin by Exokaitrash May 27, 2017
Jogging
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jongin by nariblessyah October 21, 2015
Jonning it
Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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