by Adam Tozer February 27, 2021
Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
by Gardineroso September 16, 2003
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
by jezzandmark September 08, 2011
To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol
by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021
A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.
by zzabc February 05, 2010
by nSama March 28, 2010