jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately

i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.

jonzing by neveryoumind February 17, 2005

Jonzing

this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self

Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award

Jonzing by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022

Fat Jonzing

A popular Warri slang used to explain the large extent of a persons mess up/ fuck up.

That was a fat jonzing. I didn’t expect that from you Temi.

Fat Jonzing by PurpleMurple22 September 16, 2020

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009

jonking 

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

jozzing 

To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.

1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.

jozzing by PHrag March 10, 2014

jonwing 

v. to break an electronic object by throwing darts at the monitor while drunk.

dude you just jonwinged my computer. you owe me $1400.

jonwing by Jack_Bauer_ February 15, 2006