Jizzper

To orgasm secretly or quietly without notice.

"Todd: dude, where the hell are you. I've been trying to find you for the last 30 minutes."
"Ben: sorry dude. I just had to jizzper in this bush real quick, I'm on my way."

by MnK July 1, 2020

jizzper

An undergarment similar to a diaper worn specifically to collect jizz.

There were so many sexy women at the party that I had to wear a jizzper to avoid making a mess in my pants.

by Ted Cheatham/Tom Cheatham May 12, 2015

Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

Jizzterine Coctail

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

by Royalwolf January 19, 2011