Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

Jizzer by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

jizzer by Slow Baby October 22, 2011

jizzer

a penis, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of jizzing.

Did you mean to jizz on my roomate with your jizzer

jizzer by eskj September 12, 2006

jizzer

What happens when a girl gets excited

oh my god you just jizzered in your thong

jizzer by simon chandler September 22, 2004

Jizzer

(Noun) A man that jacks off every day of his miserable life. If you do this, I feel sorry for you.

"Jesus, dude. You're such a jizzer."
"That's not funny, I'm just depressed."

Jizzer by Indue May 5, 2022

Jizzer

A Japanese slave.

I’m not fucking with a jizzer

Jizzer by KingWigga69 February 15, 2020

jizzer fizzer 

when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.

that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.

jizzer fizzer by bramo2 March 17, 2010