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What a dealer must do to obtain payment from his customers who buy 'on tick'.
I need to go collect from those mother fuckers on the other side of town! They owe big money.
Collect by Durrtysprite June 13, 2018
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What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
Charl: "But I--"
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
collect by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004
When Harry corrects Mel on her pronunciation but she then threatens him with not giving him the box of balloons, Harry then agrees that collect is the correct word to use
Harry: collected**
Mel: do you want your box or not
Harry: collect is fine
Collect by Leeeeeeeham December 20, 2019

Collect Skin 

Sometimes you might see this in your cantonese speaking friend's convos. In Chinese, Sau Pei means shut up. And if you translate Sau Pei word for word then it means Collect Skin.
Weird things that chinese people come up with lol

collect your bredrin/friend 

when your friend is being a dick head embarrassing or said summit dumb in front of your other friends this can be said
friend 1: "Nah soap tastes peng still"

you (saying to friend 2): "Sasha come and collect your bredrin/friend"

friend 2 : "thats your bredrin"

collect your thoughts 

To collect one's thoughts means to take time for his/herself after a particularly disturbing event, and to get his/her mind back in order.
Person1: Hey, what's up?

Person2: Becky and I just broke up last night.

Person1: Oh that sucks, how've you been handling it?

Person2: I dunno man, but I feel like complete shit.

Person1: I'm sorry, how about I leave you alone and give you time to collect your thoughts?

Person2: Good idea. I'll explain things later then.
collect your thoughts by L e a f January 9, 2010

collect call 

The best way to stay in contact with unloved ones, such as ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-wife, ex-husband, ex-spouse, ex-partner, ex-fuckbuddy, ex-relative and all other least favorite people. Collect calls are the most expensive option for calling, so use a payphone and dial 0 to show your ex-loved one how much you care.
Yo! I made a collect call to my ex from jail and the phone company banged her $30! Revenge ain't cheap!
collect call by NCIC69 September 7, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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