Jizzberry 

The act of masturbating, and holding in your cum until your penis turns purple. Then slowly releasing it on her left eye

"you should jizzberry her, she sucks, and she's just waiting for it"

"your mom needs an eye-patch, because i jizzberried her a week ago and shes still hittin' walls"

Jizzberry by adriansucks May 19, 2010

JizzBerry 

The Yew Tree Berry also known as the precumberry or jizzberry. The flesh of this intense red berry emits a slimy sweet juice once squeezed, gently caress the glowing bulb until the seed pops out onto the ground. The flesh is edible, however it is advised to spit the seed rather than swallow as the outer shell is extremely toxic and may cause hallucinations, death or both, in that order.

I squeezed it too hard and jizzberry juice erupted all over my hand.

JizzBerry by Acidtest25 August 21, 2017

jizzerrific 

when something is soo good,it makes you want to jizz.

her ass looks soo good in them jeans,shes jizzerrific.

jizzerrific by big e 6996 March 4, 2010

jizzbeard 

a person resulting from the flowing of seminal fluids onto the face namely the neck of another person.

she was jerking me and i spurted all over her neck, and i left a really nice jizzbeard.

jizzbeard by rthomasreid February 14, 2006

jizzery 

Where multiple men produce juices to create a mass production of jizz.

Your mom lives in my jizzery.

jizzery by harper lee May 25, 2008

Jizzbarrow 

A person that makes like harder for themsleves by destroying or lossing their own property before a big event or party. Normaly something they do often.

"He smashed his new phone and we are leaving in 20 minutes,my god Hendy is a jizzbarrow."

Jizzbarrow by teh gil gil January 18, 2009

Jizzleberry 

A consequence resulting from projectile ejaculation whilst bathing in a shower (Dire results may happen while in a bathtub). Targeted body parts include, but not limited to: chest hair, forearms, back of the neck hair, knuckles, taint, nose hair, and soles of feet. Landing of snake batter upon pubic hair will happen in cases of extreme pleasure buzzkillers.

I went to shake my friends hand in front of the Olive Garden's restroom, yet he found a jizzleberry stuck to the hair on back of my hand. How embarrassing.

Jizzleberry by Sir Richard Jizzleberry IV January 16, 2011