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An establishment one frequents to deposit random quantities of jizz.
I am going to the jizzery- I feel backed up today.
jizzery by sck August 19, 2013
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Anything that has the ability to cause happiness and sadness at the same time.
I heard that new song from Anthony and Johnsons and it was pure jizzery.
Jizzery by rimbaudsix August 22, 2009
The action of trickery using semen, usually for the maddest of madmens but any troll can do it
Bob: My god WHO JIZZED ON THE TOILET SEAT
Reg: Haha my Jizzery worked! Oh shit time to flee
Jizzery by FloweryTheFlowara June 19, 2022

highway jizzery 

When you pay a hooker and find out she is a dude

Not to be confused with highway robbery
highway jizzery by Whiter0x July 23, 2017

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face
im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera
al jizzera by jizza000 December 29, 2015
A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
Jizzer by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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