jizzery

Where multiple men produce juices to create a mass production of jizz.

Your mom lives in my jizzery.

by harper lee May 25, 2008

jizzery

An establishment one frequents to deposit random quantities of jizz.

I am going to the jizzery- I feel backed up today.

by sck August 19, 2013

Jizzery

Anything that has the ability to cause happiness and sadness at the same time.

I heard that new song from Anthony and Johnsons and it was pure jizzery.

by rimbaudsix August 22, 2009

Jizzery

The action of trickery using semen, usually for the maddest of madmens but any troll can do it

Bob: My god WHO JIZZED ON THE TOILET SEAT
Reg: Haha my Jizzery worked! Oh shit time to flee

by FloweryTheFlowara June 19, 2022

highway jizzery

When you pay a hooker and find out she is a dude

Not to be confused with highway robbery

What the hell bitch, this is highway jizzery

by Whiter0x July 23, 2017

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019