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by Totally_Not_Mistor_Love June 7, 2018
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jizzocide

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
by damn damn danno October 26, 2006
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JIZZLORD

1.)n. One who is Lord of Jizz, or whose sole purpose is to saturate the universe with it.
2.)n. a master batesman, proficient in the art of Jizz mongering and jizzness. ; a jizznessman
3.) an undesirable person, outcast, person of contempt
4.) Archaic: Your Mom
1.) Ever since I stated using a VPN, I can now access my favorite Brazilian fart porn, and have subsequently become a JIZZLORD.
2.) When I grow up, I want to be a JIZZLORD

3.) Don't invite Timmy to the church potluck, he is a real JIZZLORD
4.)JIZZLORD makes the best quiche I have ever tasted
by therealjizzlord June 12, 2021
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Jizzmata

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
by Flant April 5, 2009
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Jizzlotta

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.
Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!
by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011
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jizzdom

To impart wisdom upon someone about the art of Masturbation. Coined by Adam Carolla
Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!
by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013
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jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.
"I am a jizzmonster"
by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003
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