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Jizzlocated 

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.
Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.
Jizzlocated by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008
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Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

jizzotto 

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps
I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue
jizzotto by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

jizzbottle 

one who drinks jizz at constant rate.2full of cum
Renaee,prostitutes,travis's mom
jizzbottle by sexy man January 28, 2003

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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