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Jizzlocated 

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.
Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.
Jizzlocated by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

Jizzletastic

A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!

jizzotto 

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps
I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue
jizzotto by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

jizzbottle 

one who drinks jizz at constant rate.2full of cum
jizzbottle by sexy man January 28, 2003
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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