Jizzmonia

Medical condition whereas semen is aspirated in the respiratory system, thus causing a specific strain of pneumonia.

Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.

by Hbomb8 August 2, 2020

Jizzmonia

The ammonia like smell associated with a jizz soaked towel or tissue or sock.

Eww.... I woke up to the smell of jizzmonia because the jizz towel was so close to my head.

by Imaginarium9 December 27, 2020

jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

Jizzbonanza

Jizz, jizz, jizz, oh my god I'm drowning in jizz

I had a couple of girlfriends over for lunch yesterday, it ended in a jizzbonanza

by vgrd January 3, 2011

jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jizzmon

Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.

What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon

by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009

jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007