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Medical condition whereas semen is aspirated in the respiratory system, thus causing a specific strain of pneumonia.
Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.
by Hbomb8 August 02, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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The ammonia like smell associated with a jizz soaked towel or tissue or sock.
Eww.... I woke up to the smell of jizzmonia because the jizz towel was so close to my head.
by Imaginarium9 December 27, 2020
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