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Jizzmonia 

The ammonia like smell associated with a jizz soaked towel or tissue or sock.
Eww.... I woke up to the smell of jizzmonia because the jizz towel was so close to my head.
Jizzmonia by Imaginarium9 December 27, 2020

jizzmonster 

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.
"I am a jizzmonster"

Jizzbonanza 

Jizz, jizz, jizz, oh my god I'm drowning in jizz
I had a couple of girlfriends over for lunch yesterday, it ended in a jizzbonanza
Jizzbonanza by vgrd January 3, 2011

jizzmonster 

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.
Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!
jizzmonster by jizzmo June 6, 2005
Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.
What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon
Jizzmon by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009

jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"
jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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