Jizzmouth

Whilst masterbating, glancing down at your penis at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of jizz.

Bob- "Bro, i was just spankin' the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden BOOM i got jizzmouthed."

Innocent bystander- "To much information"

by McDiddles May 31, 2010

jizzmouth

what paul nguyen's mouth looks like after doing a job well done.

paul came home from work very jizzmouthed from a long days work

by jizzmaster December 12, 2003

jizzcough

The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session

She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.

by dopiwan November 14, 2011

jizzmould

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.

"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

jizzout

as in whiteout, when your jizz completely covers her tatoo

Man I dumped a load so big I did a jizzout of Sarah's ass tatoo.

by Bald n' Long October 17, 2008

jizzworthy

Used not only for hot chicks, but for anything that causes great happiness and gratification.

Here are some examples of 'jizzworthy' items:

- Hot chicks
- Taco Bell
- Popeyes
- Donuts
- Various video games (i.e. goldeneye)
- gamewinning shots in the nba
- other such sports moments (homeruns, etc.)
- nice cars

you get the point..

by Ben November 1, 2006

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004