jizzmonkey

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

jizzmonkey

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

by urbankhaos May 09, 2003

jizzmonkey

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

jizzmonkey

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

by Anonymous September 06, 2003

Jizzmonkey

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010