A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
by Gareth Duignan February 11, 2007
Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.
1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go
by urbankhaos May 09, 2003
Ben is a jizzmonkey.
by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006
When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...
Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.
by Poor helpless monkey :( June 25, 2010