jizzmonkey 

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

jizzmonkey by Gareth Duignan February 13, 2007

Jizzmonkey 

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

Jizzmonkey by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010

jizzmonkey 

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

jizzmonkey by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

jizzmonkey 

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

jizzmonkey by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

jizzmonkey 

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

jizzmonkey by Anonymous September 6, 2003

JazzHonkey Bite 

Grabbing a handful of someone else’s thigh and pinching while yelling JazzHonkey.

David Schwimmer got a JazzHonkey Bite yesterday

JazzHonkey Bite by Drugstore_Cowboy December 12, 2021

jizz monkey 

A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...

Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'

jizz monkey by sickNtwisted October 5, 2006