jizzocide

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.

Rianne is committing jizzocide.

by damn damn danno October 26, 2006

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013

jizzoligest

A female that is so familare with ejaculationthat it would be thought that one would think she earned a P.H.D in the useage of jizz

"You gotta give Ronnie credit,he turned that girl into a jizzoligest..."

by sick guy 73 February 10, 2010

Jizzaide

guy ejaculates into a cup of lemonaide.

dude she totally downed my jizzaide last night

by untamed_x3 December 21, 2010