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skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.
After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”
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jizzocated 

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing
"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

jizzoligest 

A female that is so familare with ejaculationthat it would be thought that one would think she earned a P.H.D in the useage of jizz
"You gotta give Ronnie credit,he turned that girl into a jizzoligest..."
jizzoligest by sick guy 73 February 10, 2010

Jizzaide 

guy ejaculates into a cup of lemonaide.
dude she totally downed my jizzaide last night
Jizzaide by untamed_x3 December 21, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026