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jizzmonger 

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.
I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.
jizzmonger by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizzmonger 

A person who's gagging for sperm.
Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.
jizzmonger by Spazmoz May 22, 2008

jizzmonger 

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.
You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!
jizzmonger by foj August 21, 2003

Jizzmonger 

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.
That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.
Jizzmonger by Joe Hood September 23, 2007

jizzmonster 

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.
"I am a jizzmonster"

jizzmonster 

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.
Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!
jizzmonster by jizzmo June 6, 2005
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Soul digger

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