jizzmonger

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

jizzmonger

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

jizzmonger

A person who's gagging for sperm.

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.

by Spazmoz May 22, 2008

jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003

Jizzmonger

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

by Joe Hood September 23, 2007

jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

by jizzmo June 6, 2005