jizzdom

To impart wisdom upon someone about the art of Masturbation. Coined by Adam Carolla

Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!

by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013

Jizzdom

The feeling of wisdom that washes upon you post-orgasm.

I was going to send my dick pic to that girl from my Econ class, but I just jerked off instead. Once the jizzdom hit, I knew it was a terrible idea.

by EmilyToots January 8, 2019

Jizzdom

When a person named Jim or James pumps you full of wisdom.

Jim had a lot of of jizzdom comming out of his mouth

by Jizzdom October 7, 2018

Jizzdom Teeth

The teeth that can be used when giving a bj. Care must be taken when using these teeth, and should only be attempted by expert Cock Smelters.

Suzy got a little carried away with her Jizzdom Teeth, although Evan didn't seem to mind.

by Bad News Bond July 25, 2016

Jizdom

When you lay down knowledge about beating off.

"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"

by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013

jizdom

Coined by Adam Carolla. Advice, insight, tips and wisdom on all things related to masturbation.

Let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. Make your jacking area spunkshwey. "Look around, find something you like (porn) and get it done."

by elbachatino June 15, 2013

jizzbomb

(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink

Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008